He stares at Tony because that's really the only appropriate answer here. Rethink your life buddy. There are important social issues going on here!!! This isn't about hearing about it first. "Am I supposed to text you relationship updates now?" He pokes Tony's forehead. "Shouldn't you be focusing on getting better and not want I tell the other people about my love life?"

There's a long pause. "Please don't ever call me squirrelfriend again. You sound like a hyperactive toddler."