Oh. Oh. It gets him like someone reaching inside and flipping a switch, and suddenly he's holding back tears. Why did it hit him like that? He feels so stupid. "Well... good," he manages, his voice wavering even more than before. "Because you and Rhodey are pretty much a tie." If Steve isn't even coming out a little ahead these days.

"And as long as you didn't love them a little too much..." Oh yeah, Cap's half-gay or whatever that was probably insensitive. He barks out an unstablish sounding laugh and shakes his head against Steve's shoulder. "Foot in mouth, record time."