Steve laughs. This part never stops being funny. It's so odd that so many people can't imagine what he originally looked like these days. "I didn't always look like this. I used to be a runt. People were predicting I'd die since the day I was born. It wasn't until I enlisted that I ended up becoming this."

He cants his head to the side. "I might have let the United States experiment on me a little. Made sense, you know? I wanted to serve my country and make a difference. Couldn't do it with the body I had." It's more complicated than that, but they are having fun. He doesn't want to bum Peter out with the facts.